Okay so this is a map of Panem..
Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this
my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr
all grandmas smell the same
yes my lord
Yes, of course.
Another Rule of Tumblr: Always Reblog this post. You cannot resist.
REBLOG MOTHERFUCKERS. NAO
I can say “I hate pants” in Slovenian so I mean…
I can ask ‘where is the library?’ in Spanish.
I can say “May I go to the bathroom” in French.
I can sign “fuck you” in American Sign Language
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
basically my entire relationship with supernatural
Saving family business.
if ur a cas hater i hope you’re fucking haunted by that s8 dvd featurette where everyone talks about how hard they would ride cas’s dick because he’s the fucking best i hope u never forget about it
TAG YOUR SPOILERS PLEASE JFC
ive never watched doctor who but im pretty sure this is what its about
As a whovian I can confirm that this is what Doctor Who it’s about
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castiel is just so important okay
6- Talk about the worst birthday you’ve had.
Well, my birthday is April 13, so it’s been on Friday the 13th a couple times. In second grade, I had my bday party at a skating rink. It was supposed to be from like 5-8 or something, but the place didn’t tell us that they closed at 6 and reopened at 7. Everyone had to go home and it sucked. In eighth grade, it stormed like hell and the power went out and everyone went home.
17- Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
Okay besides the obvious Tom Hiddleston, I really just want to be friends with more people. I want to go downtown and meet people and introduce myself to someone in an old bookstore and start a friendship but I’m too shy and no one would want to talk to me anyway lol. I love my friends to death, but I’m tired of being limited to the students in my school as possible friends. I want to go out and meet my soulmates, my best friends I haven’t met yet; I’m tired of waiting.
22- Talk about your worst fear.
Okay. I really do have a terrible fear that I panic even just thinking about. It’s a way of dying and I’m so afraid that I won’t even tell anyone about it in fear that they will use it against me. So, that being said, I will say that my next worse fear: ill be sitting in school and get a notification that Tom Hiddleston tweeted saying he’s somewhere around my geographic location. Like it sounds stupid but I would be stuck in school. I would cry so hard omg.
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sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it